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Saturday, November 10, 2007

First Video of the Japanese Vending Machine Dress Transforming

Here is a link to video of a Japanese dress that transforms itself into a vending machine, ostensibly to help the female wearer to escape from street assailants - Video.

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Don't Call Tech Support

From Slashdot -

Timothy Short must have thought he'd hit the mother-lode when he stole a PC and a Digimarc printer from the Missouri Department of Revenue, perhaps with dreams of cranking out thousands of fake ids. Problem was he could not unlock the computer he stole and without the necessary drivers, he couldn't use the printer. Ever resourceful, Short called Digimarc tech support a couple of days later, which brought him to the attention of a Secret Service agent, who recognized his voice from a recording of the calls.

Short now faces a $250,000 fine and up to 10 years in prison.

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Thief manages to lift about 350 bras

From Dave's Daily -

Wed Sep 26, 4:07 PM ET

FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. - A thief slipped off with hundreds of bras from a Victoria's Secret store in broad daylight. Police say they're taking a close look at how the thief managed to take off with about 350 bras while the store was open. The anti-theft tags hooked on the bras did not trigger a store alarm.

The theft was also not captured by surveillance cameras. Police suspect the items may be resold, and are monitoring Internet auction sites.

The bras are worth an estimated $15,000.

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The Making of the Erbert and Gerbert Commercial

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The Erbert and Gerbert Commercial

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Sunday, September 2, 2007

Reporter caught lying - funny!

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A funny slip up of a news reporter

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

New York robber wanted $4, and not a penny more

From Chron -

Aug. 28, 2007, 8:15PM, GREENBURGH, N.Y. — A knife-wielding robber, James Mitchell, 48, needed only $4, so he refused to take a $10 bill from his victim and waited while the man made change at a pizza parlor. He then took the $4 and ran off, only to be captured a few blocks away.

Police Capt. Joseph DeCarlo said it "really is an odd case, but it is a robbery." The confrontation began over an artificial rose that the 18-year-old victim had just bought.

"He came out of the store and was approached by the suspect, who said, 'Give me the rose,'" DeCarlo said. "The kid told him, 'Go in there and get one.' But the suspect says, 'I want that one, and your money, too,' and pulls out a knife.

When the teen said all he had was $10, the suspect said he wanted only $4. "He tells the kid to go into the pizza parlor and get change," DeCarlo said. "Then the kid comes out, he takes his $4 and he leaves."

The teenager and his mother, who was across the street, called police and led officers to Mitchell, DeCarlo said. He couldn't say why Mitchell wanted only $4.

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This Guy Knows How To Live

From Bizarre News -




What can we say? It really tickles us! :)

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Naked man eschews courtroom dress code

From MSNBC Aug 25, 2007 -

DALLAS - A man stripped naked inside a courthouse and tried to grab a weapon from an officer who attempted to subdue him.

A receptionist saw the 33-year-old man taking off his clothes on the 11th floor of the court building near the district attorney’s office on Thursday. She called for help, and a prosecutor chased the man into a stairwell.

An officer was trying to help the prosecutor when the man placed his hand on the officer’s weapon. The man faces a charge of trying to take a weapon from a peace officer.

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Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Intercourse and Intelligence

A new study has revealed that high-school age adolescents with higher IQs and extremely low IQs were less likely to have had first intercourse than those with average to below average intelligence. (i.e. for males with IQs under 70, 63.3% were still virgins, for those with IQs between 70-90 only 50.2% were virgin, 58.6% were virgins with IQs between 90-110, and 70.3% with IQs over 110 were virgins)

In fact, a more detailed study from 2000 is devoted strictly to this topic, and finds the same thing: Smart Teens Don't Have Sex (or Kiss Much Either).

The team looked at 1000s of representative teens grades 7-12 in the National Longitudinal Study of Adolescent Health and The Biosocial Factors in Adolescent Development datasets, both of which include an IQ test, and include detailed sexual experience questions ranging from hand-holding to intercourse. As with the other study there was a curvilinear relationship: students with IQs above 100 and below 70 were significantly less likely to have had intercourse than those in between. Also like the other study, they found teens with IQs ranging from 75 to 90 had the lowest probability of virginity (the authors note this is also the same IQ range where propensity towards crime peaks).

Depending on the specific age and gender, an adolescent with an IQ of 100 was 1.5 to 5 times more likely to have had intercourse than a teen with a score of 120 or 130. Each additional point of IQ increased the odds of virginity by 2.7% for males and 1.7% for females. But higher IQ had a similar relationship across the entire range of romantic/sexual interactions, decreasing the odds that teens had ever kissed or even held hands with a member of the opposite sex at each age.

While these authors leave off at grade 12th, it would seem plausible to expect that this relationship extends beyond high school. To explore this, plenty of interesting facts come from a 2001 campus sex survey by the joint MIT/Wellesley college magazine Counterpoint (PDF). Looking within and between colleges, IQ appears to delay sexual activity on into young adulthood.

By the age of 19, 80% of US males and 75% of women have lost their virginity, and 87% of college students have had sex. But this number appears to be much lower at elite (i.e. more intelligent) colleges. According to the article, only 56% of Princeton undergraduates have had intercourse. At Harvard 59% of the undergraduates are non-virgins, and at MIT, only a slight majority, 51%, have had intercourse. Further, only 65% of MIT graduate students have had sex.

The student surveys at MIT and Wellesley also compared virginity by academic major. The chart for Wellesley displayed below shows that 0% of studio art majors were virgins, but 72% of biology majors were virgins, and 83% of biochem and math majors were virgins! Similarly, at MIT 20% of 'humanities' majors were virgins, but 73% of biology majors.

Complete story at Gene Expression.

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Saturday, July 28, 2007

Nujiang's kids "fly" over river



River crossing

In the Nujiang Great Canyon, children as young as 7 go to school by sliding on overhead cables that span the river. The cables are tied to trees on either side of the river and to cross, the children suspended from a rope loop attached to a harness worn around the waist.

Without any safety measures for kids crossing the river, the local villagers biggest wish is to have a bridge that would enable their children go to school and return home safely, as they do not have the means to construct a bridge.

More details at Spluch.

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Thursday, July 26, 2007

Oscar the Cat Predicts Patients' Deaths

Jul 26, 4:27 AM EDT - PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) -- Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours. His accuracy, observed in 25 cases, has led the staff to call family members once he has chosen someone. It usually means they have less than four hours to live.

"He doesn't make too many mistakes. He seems to understand when patients are about to die," said Dr. David Dosa in an interview, "Many family members take some solace from it. They appreciate the companionship that the cat provides for their dying loved one."

The 2-year-old feline was adopted as a kitten and grew up in a third-floor dementia unit at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center. The facility treats people with Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and other illnesses.

After about six months, the staff noticed Oscar would make his own rounds, just like the doctors and nurses. He'd sniff and observe patients, then sit beside people who would wind up dying in a few hours.

Complete story at CTCentral.

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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Irate soccer mom brings game to screeching halt

Jul 24, 2007 04:30 AM - It's Sunday afternoon and a semifinal soccer match is dissolving into screaming and shoving. A referee is accosted, a supporter punched, a police officer – who tries to intervene – scratched. Arrests are made and an embarrassed team is withdrawn from the tournament.

Think we're talking about World Cup play? Not even close. These histrionics took place at an "under-8" match for boys in Pickering on the weekend. The referee? A 14-year-old girl.

Now, an irate soccer mom who disagreed with the girl's officiating faces assault charges. Her husband is also charged.

Full Story at The Star.

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Saturday, July 21, 2007

Gang Kidnaps Gamer to Get Password Using Fake Orkut Date

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An armed gang of four, aged 19 to 27, kidnapped one of the world's top players of Gunbound, a turn-based RPG-style multiplayer online game, in which players get more experience points, capabilities depending on skills during battle, as well as money to buy more weapons, armor and all kinds of gear for their multiple avatars of which only one can be played at a time even if they all belong to a single account.

A girlfriend of one of the suspects lured the victim into a fake date using Orkut, Google's social network. After sequestering him in Sao Paulo, they held a gun against the victim's head for five hours to get his password, which they wanted to sell for $8,000.

Surprisingly enough, after five hours the hostage wasn't talking. The group leader had a gun against his head all that time but the guy didn't say a word. At that point, the crooks gave up and decided to let him go. The Brazilian police then caught the suspects.

Full details at Gizmodo.

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Friday, July 20, 2007

Chicken dies after being raped by drug user

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007, Bulacan, Philippines - A chicken died here after being raped by a drug crazed local man. The rapist, a known drug user named Janno, forcibly inserted his “cock” into the hen’s cloaca, a tight passageway for waste and chicken egg.

The chicken owner, Ely Antonio Flores, a cockbreeder, has offered a bounty for his arrest.

Details at Pinoy Spy.

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Monday, July 16, 2007

Boredom, revenge and the other 235 reasons to have sex

While love and attraction remain a clincher for some, psychologists have identified 235 other reasons why men and women want to make love.

According to the biggest study carried out into sexual motivations, these include that it is a "reasonably effective way of overcoming boredom", help you fall asleep or gets rid of a stress headache.

For others, the desire for revenge was the major factor, while some lovers were motivated by a purely selfless wish to make the other person feel good.

The researchers also confirmed what most already consider obvious - men and women think differently about sex.

Complete story at The Daily Mail.

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Frog Uses Leaf As Umbrella

Cute photo showing a frog using a leaf as an umbrella against the rain at Spinwall.

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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Ex-Marine Tackles, Lectures Bank Robber

Jul 11, 5:01 PM (ET) DECATUR, Ga. (AP) - Timothy Armstead was at a Washington Mutual Bank to find out how someone had stolen $100 from his account when a man wielding a fire extinguisher came in and demanded $2,000. As employees went to the bank vault to comply, the unidentified man began loudly counting down the minutes, attracting the attention of Armstead.

When the robber tried walking out, Armstead knocked the man to the ground. The man yielded without a fight. And while they waited for the police, Armstead said he lectured the man.

Details at Excite News.

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Couple climbs in wrong car for sex

2007/04/13 -

Couple climbs in wrong car for sexA couple decided to have sex in their car after going to the disco but were arrested after they got into the wrong car. Bernhard Stadlinger, 24, had parked his sister's black VW Golf next to another Golf, and the key for his car worked on both cars. They were discovered by the outraged owner who called the police.

Details at Fun Reports.

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No Underwear

A couple's car broke down when they drove to Wal-Mart. The man told his wife to continue with their planned shopping while he fixed the car. On her return, the wife saw a small crowd ogling at a pair of male legs protruding from under their car. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear exposed his private parts.

She quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything into place. When she stood back up she saw her husband was standing besides her.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

Complete details at Crazy News.

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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Same Lottery Numbers Win 2 Out of 3 Days

- Coincidence or collusion? That's the question some North Carolinians are asking after the exact same winning lottery numbers popped up two times in three days. In the Carolina Cash Five lottery, Monday's and Wednesday's winning numbers were the exact same.

Eyewitness News took the numbers to the statistics department at N.C. State and asked an expert to explain the chances of such an occurrence.

"We're talking about one set of favorite numbers that one person's playing over and over again," explained Leonard Stefanski, statistics professor. "The chance of those coming up two times out of three days is much, much smaller. It's on the order of nine in a trillion."

Stefanski admits chances of what happened with the Carolina Cash Five are small. But the chances are small enough to raise big concerns unless you are a winner. Twelve winners will split $118,000. That's about $9,800 each.

More details at abc11tv.

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Man travels 193 miles on balloon-powered lawn chair

- Kent Couch attached to his lawn chair 105 large helium balloons, settled down in it with some snacks and a parachute and launched himself up in the air.

With instruments to measure his altitude and speed, a global positioning system device in his pocket, and about four plastic bags holding five gallons of water each to act as ballast he headed into the Oregon sky. Nearly nine hours later, Couch came back to earth in a farmer's field near Union, short of Idaho but about 193 miles from home.

Couch is the latest American to emulate Larry Walters -- who in 1982 rose three miles above Los Angeles in a lawn chair lifted by balloons. Walters had surprised an airline pilot, who radioed the control tower that he had just passed a guy in a lawn chair. Walters paid a $1,500 penalty for violating air traffic rules.

It was Couch's second flight. In September, he got off the ground for six hours. Like Walters, he used a BB gun to pop the balloons, but he went into a rapid descent and eventually parachuted to safety.

He popped enough balloons to set the craft down, although he suffered rope burns. But after he jumped out, the wind grabbed his chair, with his video recorder, and the remaining balloons and swept them away. He's hoping to get them back some day.

More details at abctv11.

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Crooks use Google search to help crack safe

July 10, 2007 (AP) - Police in Colorado report some crooks had turn to Google to break into the safes at an indoor amusement center in Colorado Springs. Detective Chuck Ackerman says that after struggling to open the safes for more than a hour, the crooks did a Google search on safe-cracking with a computer in the next office. They got away with about $12, 000.

More details at CNews.

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Wedding guest turns up a year early

Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:06PM BST -

LONDON (Reuters) - Teacher Dave Barclay flew thousands of miles across the Atlantic to Wales to attend his friend's wedding, only to discover he was a year early.

Barclay, 34, was told about the wedding earlier in the year and assumed it was to take place in 2007. It was only when he had flown into Cardiff from Toronto, Canada, and rang the bridegroom seeking details of the venue that he discovered the wedding was in 2008.

Barclay, who has been teaching in Toronto for three years spent 500 pounds on his premature flight.

"At least it's assured me a mention in the speech next year," he added

More at Reuters.

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Man posing as cop arrested after pulling over real officer

July 11, 2007 - BOHEMIA, N.Y. (AP) - Robert Lane, 25, was arrested Tuesday on charges of criminal impersonation and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle.

Lane was driving an SUV fitted with flashing lights when he tried to stop a off-duty New York police detective on a Long Island highway. The detective got suspicious when Lane drove up alongside him, identified himself as an officer and flashed a small police badge. The detective showed his own police ID and ordered Lane to pull over, then followed him when he didn't and called in local police to arrest him.

Lane could not immediately be located for comment.

Additional details at CNews.

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Suit: Porn Star Took Old Friend's Name

(07-10) 20:57 PDT HOUSTON (AP) --

A Houston woman is suing a former high school classmate who took her name and starred in pornographic movies. Kristen Syvette Wimberly, 25, is asking Lara Madden and film distributor Vivid Entertainment Group to stop using or publicizing her name, which Madden took as a stage name.

The two met in ninth grade at Kingwood High School. According to the lawsuit, they "were friends but eventually that friendship ended due to conflict."

Madden, 25, began her adult-film career in 2004 and has appeared in about a dozen adult films using the name Syvette Wimberly.

Additional details at SFGate.

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Why Doesn't Evolution Get Rid of Ugly People?

Wednesday, June 27, 2007 1:00 PM -

Why isn’t everyone beautiful, smart and healthy? Or, in a less-polite formulation, why haven’t ugly, stupid, unhealthy people been bred out of the population—ugly people because no one will have them as mates, meaning they don’t get the chance to pass their ugliness to the next generation; stupid people because they’re outgunned in the race to financial success (that is, acquiring resources needed to survive and reproduce); unhealthy people because they die before they get a chance to reproduce?

Evolutionary theory predicts that the unfeeling hand of natural selection would lead to a culling of disadvantageous traits—or, as biologists more delicately phrase it, “depletion of genetic variation in natural populations as a result of the effects of selection.”

But look around, and you’ll see that that has not happened—not in people, and not in wild animals where homely and infirm offspring are born all the time.

Evolutionary geneticists try to explain this paradox by positing that mutations for disadvantageous traits keep popping up no matter how hard natural selection attempts to wipe them out, but in their more honest moments the scientists admit that in real life undesirable traits are way more common than this mechanism would account for; “ugly” mutations just don’t occur that often. In a groundbreaking study, biologists at the University of Edinburgh in Scotland have figured out why, at least in one species: genes that are good for males are bad for females and, perhaps, vice versa.

The scientists studied red deer, 3,559 of them from eight generations, living on Scotland’s Isle of Rum. They carefully noted each animal’s fitness, who mated with whom, how many offspring survived, which offspring mated and with what results. Bottom line: “male red deer with relatively high fitness fathered, on average, daughters with relatively low fitness,” Edinburgh’s Katharina Foerster and her colleagues conclude in tomorrow’s issue of the journal Nature. “Male red deer with a relatively high lifetime [fitness, which includes their reproductive success, the only thing evolution cares about] sired, on average, daughters with a relatively low [fitness].” The reverse also holds. Males that were relatively less successful in their reproductive success and fitness had daughters that were extra successful.

Details at Lab Notes -

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Matt Damon gets blown off by Guillermo at red carpet event

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Man's smelly feet trigger police raid

From Yahoo News Mon Jul 9, 2007 8:11 AM ET -

BERLIN (Reuters) - German police broke into a darkened apartment fearing they would find a dead body, after neighbors complained of a nasty smell seeping out onto the staircase.

But instead of a corpse, they found a tenant with very smelly feet, asleep in bed next to a pile of foul-smelling laundry, police in the southwestern town of Kaiserslautern said on Sunday.

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

New Procedure Turns Beer Bellies into Bigger Boobies

From Gizmodo 1:09 PM ON TUE JUL 10 2007 -

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A new procedure can take fat cells from your belly or butt, mix 'em up with stem cells, inject them into your mammos, and suddenly your boobs will start to grow. The whole thing can be done in less than an hour, allowing you to sneak away on your lunch break to get a boost to your breasts. The growth occurs over six months, so it's not a sudden change like implants. It's also your own body fat, so you won't feel like someone stapled a couple of soccer balls to your chest.

The procedure is initially intended for women who've had mastectomies, which is great, but it surely won't be long before this becomes the next Botox.

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Monday, July 9, 2007

Bank Tellers in Japan Must Pass Pitching Test

December 15, 2006 - Bank tellers in Japan must now pass an orange ball throwing test in order to get hired. An inside source says you have to use an orange ball filled with water and throw it at the target of a burglar. Ms. Yin Kim (a perspective bank employee) is quoted as saying, “You get three shots and two must hit the cardboard target or you can’t be employed by the bank.” More at Strange News.

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One Tough Duck!

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January 22, 2007 - A hunter from Tallahassee Florida goes duck hunting, shoots a ducks, takes it home and stuffs it into his fridge.

Two days later his wife opens the fridge and the duck is looking up at her. What does she do? She freaks out, runs out of the kitchen and gets her daughter to drive the duck to the animal hospital where it received medical attention for its two bullet wounds. The duck now lives happily at Goose Creek Wildlife Sanctuary. From Very Strange News.

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DJ's angry wife sells $45,000 sports car for less than $1.00!

From the archives of Stunning-Stuff - Wed, 22 Jun 2005 20:43:00 GMT. A controversial radio DJ's wife sold his $45,000 sports car on eBay for less than a dollar after he flirted with model Jodie Marsh on air.

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Kerrang 105.2's Tim Shaw told the sexy babe he was prepared to leave his wife and their two children for her.

The DJ's wife was listening and immediately started an auction on eBay to sell his Lotus Esprit Turbo with a 'Buy It Now' option of $1.00.

The car was sold in under five minutes. Complete details at Stunning-Stuff.

Lotus Esprit Turbo, similar to the one sold for less than $1.00

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Tattoo ad on forehead for $10,000

A bit old but still interesting -

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 00:25:00 GMT -
A mother had her forehead tattooed with the web address of a gambling site after auctioning off advertising space on her head to pay for her son's school fees.

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Karolyne Smith has to live with a permanent billboard on her forehead after she accepted Goldenpalace.com's offer of $10,000 for the 'advertising space'. She needed the money to send her son Brady to a private school.

Smith's eBay auction attracted more than 27,000 hits and 1,000 watchers. Bidding reached $999.99 before Goldenpalace.com, an Internet gambling company met Smith's $10,000 asking price. Goldenpalace.com also gave her another $5,000 for her trouble.

Details at Stunning-Stuff.

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Man Robs NH Bank Disguised As Tree

Jul 7, 2007 3:43 pm EST -

Tree Robbery

MANCHESTER, NH Police are looking for a man who attempted to disguise himself as a tree and rob a local bank. The suspect used duct tape to attach tree branches onto his body as a form of camouflage (See photo above.) He then walked into the Citizens Bank on Elm Street and demanded money. He was able to escape with an undisclosed amount of cash.

More at DailyHaHa.

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Fined for tackling shop thieves

From the Sun Online, June 30, 2007 -

A HERO shopkeeper was fined £250 yesterday because he tackled three thieves. Jacob Smyth, 33, chased and caught them after they grabbed armfuls of spray paint from his hardware store. Cops gave two of them £80 fixed penalty fines — charged Smyth with assault.

The dad of three pleaded guilty at Truro magistrates court in Cornwall rather than face possible jail. “I have a young child and do not want to run the risk of prison. But am I not allowed to protect my stock and premises from thieves?”

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Bosnian angry with 'funeral' no show

From Anova -

11:34 March 19, 2007- A Bosnian man has written to all his friends to complain after only his elderly mum turned up for his funeral. Amir Vehabovic, 45, faked his own death just to see how many people would attend. He then watched from the bushes as only his elderly mum turned up for the burial in the north Bosnian town of Gradiska.

In the letter to the 45 people he invited to the burial he said: "I paid a lot of money to get a fake death certificate and bribe undertakers to deliver an empty coffin."I really thought a lot more of you, my so-called friends, would turn up to pay their last respects. It just goes to show who you can really count on."

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Sunday, July 8, 2007

Women Drivers

Complete list at Funnymos -

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8th place

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7th place

3rd place

… AND THE WINNER IS …

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Saturday, July 7, 2007

Drink and Drive Thru

May 24, 2007 @ 11:56 pm - CAMDEN, Ark. (AP) - A man who was a little slow in picking up his fast food has been charged with drunk driving. Police said they found Terrance Forte, 32, asleep behind the wheel in the drive-through lane at a McDonald’s.

Restaurant employees called police after waiting 15 minutes for Forte to drive from the first window to the second window in the drive-through. Apparently, he fell asleep in the drive-thru lane. He didn’t move to the next window for 15 minutes.

Thankfully, the cops got him off the road before he hurt himself or anyone else. Unfortunately, he never got his McDLT. Whole story at About.com.

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Friday, July 6, 2007

MySpace video of hangar bombing leads to teen arrests

April 07, 2006 - 12:51PM CT - Two teenage boys firebomb an abandoned Air Force hangar and film the stunt. So far, so stupid. Then, they post the video to a MySpace profile, making it easy for local law enforcement to identify and arrest them. The fearsome twosome is now on the loose (or should that be lose?) again and awaiting possible charges of possessing "destructive devices." The actual damage to the hangar was reportedly minimal. Full story at ars technica.

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Teen OK after getting locked in a gun safe

December 20, 2006 - A 15-year-old girl was embarrassed but fine after spending nearly 30 minutes locked inside a large gun safe at the Wal-Mart off State Route 3 in southern Stafford, VA. The safe was about the size of a refrigerator.

Authorities initially thought they were dealing with a small child, but later learned it was the teenager. The manager tried opening the locking mechanism on the front of the safe, but couldn't get the combination to work. Rescue workers were about to force their way into the safe when the manager finally got the combination to work. That enabled the store to salvage the safe, which is worth several hundred dollars. Story at Fredericksburg.

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A Humid Recital Stirs Bangkok

A repost from Slinkcity of a review by Kenneth Langbell in the English Language Bangkok Post.

The recital, last evening in the chamber music room of the Erawan Hotel by U.S. Pianist Myron Kropp, the first appearance of Mr. Kropp in Bangkok, can only be described by this reviewer and those who witnessed Mr. Kropp's performance as one of the most interesting experiences in a very long time.

A hush fell over the room as Mr. Kropp appeared from the right of the stage, attired in black formal evening-wear with a small white poppy in his lapel. With sparse, sandy hair, a sallow complexion and a deceptively frail looking frame, the man who has repopularized Johann Sebastian Bach approached the Baldwin Concert Grand, bowed to the audience and placed himself upon the stool.

It might be appropriate to insert at this juncture that many pianists, including Mr. Kropp, prefer a bench, maintaining that on a screw-type stool, they sometimes find themselves turning sideways during a particularly expressive strain. There was a slight delay, in fact, as Mr Kropp left the stage briefly, apparently in search of a bench, but returned when informed that there was none.

As I have mentioned on several other occasions, the Baldwin Concert Grand, while basically a fine instrument, needs constant attention, particularly in a climate such as Bangkok. This is even more true when the instrument is as old as the one provided in the chamber music room of the Erawan Hotel. In this humidity, the felts which separate the white keys from the black tend to swell, causing an occasional key to stick, which apparently was the case last evening with the D in the second octave.

During the "raging storm" section of the D-Minor Toccata and Fugue, Mr. Kropp must be complimented for putting up with the awkward D. However, by the time the "storm" was past and he had gotten into the Prelude and Fugue in D Major, in which the second octave D plays a major role, Mr. Kropp's patience was wearing thin.

Some who attended the performance later questioned whether the awkward key justified some of the language which was heard coming from the stage during softer passages of the fugue. However, one member of the audience, who had sent his children out of the room by the midway point of the fugue, had a valid point when he commented over the music and extemporaneous remarks of Mr. Kropp that the workman who had greased the stool might have done better to use some of the grease on the second octave D. Indeed, Mr. Kropp's stool had more than enough grease and during one passage in which the music and lyrics were both particularly violent, Mr. Kropp was turned completely around. Whereas before his remarks had been aimed largely at the piano and were therefore somewhat muted, to his surprise and that of those in the chamber music room he found himself addressing himself directly to the audience.

But such things do happen, and the person who began to laugh deserves to be severely reprimanded for this undignified behavior. Unfortunately, laughter is contagious, and by the time it had subsided and the audience had regained its composure Mr. Kropp appeared somewhat shaken. Nevertheless, he swiveled himself back into position facing the piano and, leaving the D Major Fugue unfinished, commenced on the Fantasia and Fugue in G Minor. Why the concert grand piano's G key in the third octave chose that particular time to begin sticking I hesitate to guess. However, it is certainly safe to say that Mr. Kropp himself did nothing to help matters when he began using his feet to kick the lower portion of the piano instead of operating the pedals as is generally done.

Possibly it was this jarring or the un-Bach-like hammering to which the sticking keyboard was being subjected. Something caused the right front leg of the piano to buckle slightly inward, leaving the entire instrument listing at approximately a 35-degree angle from that which is normal. A gasp went up from the audience, for if the piano had actually fallen several of Mr. Kropp's toes if not both his feet, would surely have been broken.

It was with a sigh of relief therefore, that the audience saw Mr. Kropp slowly rise from his stool and leave the stage. A few men in the back of the room began clapping and when Mr. Kropp reappeared a moment later it seemed he was responding to the ovation. Apparently, however, he had left to get a red-handled fire ax which was hung back stage in case of fire, for that was what was in his hand.

My first reaction at seeing Mr. Kropp begin to chop at the left leg of the grand piano was that he was attempting to make it tilt at the same angle as the right leg and thereby correct the list. However, when the weakened legs finally collapsed altogether with a great crash and Mr. Kropp continued to chop, it became obvious to all that he had no intention of going on with the concert. The ushers, who had heard the snapping of piano wires and splintering of sounding board from the dining room, came rushing in and, with the help of the hotel manager, two Indian watchmen and a passing police corporal, finally succeeded in disarming Mr. Kropp and dragging him off the stage.

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Women Sent To Prison After Theft Shows Up on Sex Tape - and that's just the beginning...

May 10, 2007 9:26 AM - A former exotic dancer from Pleasanton, CA was sentenced to a year in jail today after she was caught on videotape doing drugs and having sex with a Pacifica man who died of a heart attack during their romp at his home.

The video camera, which the pair had set up to record their escapades, taped the 43-year-old man's death and then captured Nicole Lynn Faller, 31, moving his body around, including dragging it out of the room, before calling 911 about five minutes later.

As she waited for paramedics, Faller, on parole for a felony drunken-driving conviction, was videotaped pocketing the man's remaining drugs.

The incident was the latest legal problem for Faller, who was convicted of twice driving under the influence in 2001 and had her parental rights stripped before being sentenced to prison in April 2002 on the second DUI, San Mateo County prosecutors said.

Faller pleaded no contest in January to one felony count of drug possession in the videotape case. Under the plea deal, she faced a maximum of 32 months in prison. Prosecutors dropped two other minor drug-related counts, and Faller was not charged with causing the man's death. Details at imeem.

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Teen Shoots Self Without a Gun

May 15, 2007 10:36 PDT Lake Luzerne, N.Y. (AP) -- Damion M. Mosher, who put bullets in a vise and whacked them with a hammer to empty the brass shell casings, was hit in the abdomen by one of the shots. Mosher, 18, told authorities he was trying to empty the .223-caliber rounds to collect the brass casings for scrap.

Sheriff Larry Cleveland said about 100 other rounds that Mosher hit had "fizzled," but one was somehow sent with more force. It was unclear if the bullet ricocheted or hit him directly. More details at SFGate.

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Dumb or just plain stupid?

Kind of old but still hilarious -

October 22, 2005 - 8:00AM
Anthony Prince (top photo) and Luke Carroll show off their ill-gotten gains.
Anthony Prince (top photo) and Luke Carroll show off their ill-gotten gains.

US prosecutors have released photos of two Australian bank robbers dubbed Dumb and Dumber, who are seen posing for the camera while holding stacks of bills.

Anthony Prince, 20, and Luke Carroll, 19, were sentenced to prison last month after pleading guilty to robbing a bank. The men, who were working at a Vail ski shop, were given the nickname by the Australian media because of a string of clues they left behind that led to their capture the next day.

In the photos, Prince grins into the camera with $US20 ($A26) bills fanned out in each hand. Carroll has his lips pursed while clutching a stack of bills and holding more in his other hand, spread out in a fan.

Witnesses said the masked robbers had distinct accents and wore badges similar to ones issued by Prince and Carroll's employer. The robbers also used their ski passes to board a chairlift near the bank within minutes of the robbery.

Investigators distributed flyers with Carroll and Prince's photos from a previous arrest on vandalism charges. An officer at the Denver airport arrested them the next day after recognizing them from the flyer and their distinctive accents. Authorities said they had tried to buy one-way tickets to Mexico.

Prince was sentenced to four-and-a-half years in prison and Carroll to five years - a longer term because authorities said he threw a bank teller to the ground. More at the Sydney Morning Herald.

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Woman Allegedly Tries To Get Painkillers Under Her Dog's Name

1/4/2007 10:51:00 AM FARMINGTON, CT (AP) -- A Burlington woman has been charged with trying to get painkillers from a drug store by using her dog's name. Kymberly Smith, 38, faces more than two dozen charges related to her alleged repeated attempts to fraudulently obtain painkillers at a Farmington pharmacy under her dog's name.

Police said Smith is charged with using her dog Zack's name to get Hydrocodone, which is marketed under several names including Vicodin. Details at About.

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Carjackers Can't Swipe Stick Shift

6/20/2007 3:33:55 PM


Joshua Johnson, 18, one of the two would-be carjackers

Two teens armed with a gun accosted an employee of Bellacino's Pizzeria in east Cobb, GA as he was leaving work at 9pm. They demanded his wallet and his car keys, who immediately gave it to them.

One of the suspects then got into the car but couldn't start it because it had a manual transmission with a clutch pedal. The victim went back inside to call for help. When the other employees got out, they saw the suspect still trying to start the car.

The suspects tried to ran on foot but were caught. From details at 11alive.

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Thieves caught after leaving pictures behind

June 28, 2007 6:00 am - Two 17 year old German girls in Berlin stole a 15 year old's shoes, money and mobile phone but must have felt sorry for the girl though, because they returned her their old mobile phone. Problem is they forgot that they old mobile contained photos of themselves smiling and striking poses.

Police were quick to publish the photos of the thieves online Tuesday in an effort to catch the girls. The girls ended up turning themselves in when their pictures appeared on the evening news. Full story at Odd Planet.

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Forensics Scientist Checks Out Her Man

(07-03-07) 17:34 PDT Lansing, Mich. (AP) -- A state forensics scientist who said she tested DNA in her husband's underwear to find out whether he was cheating could be disciplined if investigators determine she violated the use of state equipment.

Ann Chamberlain-Gordon of Okemos testified in a divorce hearing that she ran the test on the underwear of Charles Gordon Jr. Asked by his attorney what she found, she answered: "Another female. It wasn't me." She also said that she ran the test on her own time with chemicals that were set to be thrown away.

Michigan State Police, which oversees the Lansing forensics lab where Chamberlain-Gordon works, started to investigate her after her husband's attorney wrote to authorities and media outlets questioning how many times DNA tests have been improperly run. Full story at SF Gate.

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MySpace leads police to burglary suspects

Two teens accused of burglary were caught after they apparently failed to log off a MySpace.com account on a computer in the home. The 16-year-old stepbrothers were charged Monday with burglary and grand theft as well as violation of probation.

While investigators from the Marion County, Florida Sheriff's Office were at the home investigating, they noticed the computer was on. When the mouse was touched, the screensaver turned off and the MySpace.com account of a person named "Spiders of Hearts" popped up, as did pictures of a boy who was later identified by detectives as the younger of the brothers. MySpace is a popular social networking Web site.

Detectives went to the boy's home and found one of two stolen digital cameras inside a backpack. The second camera at another home. The teens admitted they went into the unlocked home, took the cameras and got on the Internet to view their Web pages. - Full story at Ocala.

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Heavy headed

From Female First -

27th June 2007 01:01:01 - A Russian woman fell into a concrete mixer and got stuck up to her neck, after a boozy lunch. Elena Pavlovna had been walking home after a lunchtime drinking session when she tried to climb over machinery left by workers who were taking a break from resurfacing the road.

But the 43-year-old slipped and fell into a concrete mixer which had been left on. After being briefly swirled around inside, she was "poured" out onto a pool of asphalt. As she struggled to get free she slipped further into the road until only her head emerged.

A rescue service spokesman said: "'Despite the fact that only part of her mouth was out in the open she did not shut up and kept on telling us what we should be doing. It was really annoying."

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Sat nav driver's car hit by train

From BBC News -

Paula Ceely
I could feel the air just pass me and then my car just did a 360 degree turn on the tracks
A 20-year-old student's car was wrecked by a train after she followed her sat nav system onto a railway track. Paula Ceely, was driving her Renault Clio from Redditch, Worcestershire, to see her boyfriend at his parents' home in Carmarthenshire for the first time. She was trying to cross the line in the dark when she heard a train horn, realised she was on the track, and the train smashed into the car.

Transport police said drivers must take care with satellite navigation. The car was carried about half a mile (800m) down the line by the Pembroke Dock to Swansea train, although Ms Ceely escaped injury in the incident near Whitland.

A second-year student at Birmingham University, she had borrowed the sat nav from her boyfriend, Tom Finucane, 21. "I put my complete trust in the sat nav and it led me right into the path of a speeding train," she said.

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Thief asks for "time out" in police chase

From Reuters -

MANILA (Reuters) - Philippine police chased down an unfit thief on Tuesday after he ran out of breath and asked his pursuers for a "time out."

"He was panting and gasping for air when we caught up with him after a 500 meter sprint," Erwin Buenceso, one of the arresting officers, told local radio station dzBB.

Buenceso said the man and an accomplice broke into a house in the Philippine capital and stole two expensive mobile phones. Screams from the residence alerted a local police patrol, which gave chase.

The robber asked for a "time out" using hand signals.

After he regained his composure, police seized the two stolen phones and brought him to a station for questioning.

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